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| I'm rather upper class high society |
| God's gift to ballroom notoriety |
| I always fill my ballroom |
| The event is never small |
| The social pages say I've got |
| The biggest balls of all |
| CHORUS: |
| I've got big balls |
| I've got big balls |
| And they're such big balls |
| Dirty big balls |
| And he's got big balls |
| And she's got big balls |
| But we've got the biggest balls of them all |
| And my balls are always bouncing |
| My ballroom always full |
| And everybody cums and cums again |
| If your name is on the guest list |
| No one can take you higher |
| Everybody says I've got |
| Great balls of fire |
| REPEAT CHORUS |
| Some balls are held for charity |
| And some for fancy dress |
| But when they're held for pleasure |
| They're the balls that I like best |
| My balls are always bouncing |
| To the left and to the right |
| It's my belief that my big balls |
| Should be held every night |
| REPEAT CHORUS |
| And I'm just itching to tell you about them |
| Oh we had such wonderful fun |
| Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish... |
| Ball sucker |