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| Don't smoke don't fight don't light no cigarettes |
| Or else you'll wind up in the can |
| No jokes no rights sit tight don't fool around |
| You are a guest of Uncle Sam |
| Stand up look right don't slouch and stand at ease |
| Allow no sex above the knees |
| When I snap you jump into the master plan |
| I'll be damned |
| Well I'll be damned |
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| I'll be damned if I drink or smoke |
| Damned if I steal your joke |
| I'll be damned if I go for broke |
| Damned if I do |
| Damned if I don't |
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| Don't talk don't fool don't try to mess around |
| I'll make a monkey outta you |
| You sign your name right on that dotted line boy |
| I'll be damned |
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| I'll be damned if I drink or smoke |
| Damned if I steal your joke |
| I'll be damned if I go for broke |
| Damned if I do |
| And damned if I don't, yeah |
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| Come on |
| I'll be damned if I drink or smoke |
| Damned if I steal your joke |
| I'll be damned if I go for broke |
| I'm damned if I do |
| I'm damned if I don't |
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| I'll be damned if I drink or smoke |
| Damned if I steal your joke |
| I'll be damned if I go for broke |
| I'm damned if I do |
| I'm damned if I don't |
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| I'll be damned |
| I'll be damned |
| I'll be damned |
| I'll be damned |
| I'll be damned |
| I'll be damned |
