Jingle bells, jingle bells |
Jingle all the day |
I just can't wait till Christmas time |
When I can grope you in the hay (When I can roll you in the hay) |
Easy come, easy go |
Have a good time with lots of dough |
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low |
Love'm and leave'm on with the show |
Listen, I like female form in minimum dress |
Money to spend with a capital "S" |
Get a date with the woman in red |
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed (One of me in heaven...) |
He got it, I want it |
They got it, I can't have it |
But I want it, but it don't matter |
She got it, and I can't [get | have] it |
I want a mistress for Christmas |
I want a mistress for Christmas |
(Ooh yeah, haha yeah |
I want a mistress for Christmas |
Come on) |
Easy come, easy go |
Slippin' high, slippin' low |
(Yeah, aw right) |
He got it, I want it |
They got it, I can't have it |
I want it, don't matter |
She got it, and I can't get it - |
Mistress |
he got it, I want it |
For Christmas |
They got it, and I can't have it |
Mistress |
But I want it, it don't matter |
For Christmas |
She got it, and I can't get a |
Mistress for Christmas |
You know what I'm talkin' about |
Mistress for Christmas |
You gotta send me down |
you gotta send me down |
Mistress for Christmas |
I want the woman in red (I want a woman in the rear,) |
with bow in my bed with a bottle of my beer) |
Mistress for Christmas |
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack |
I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells |